The TP my company puts in its restrooms is thinner than the excuses we used to invade Iraq. I swear it’s only one molecule of paper thick. It is one step above wiping yourself with your bare hand. As you can see for yourself, you can see right through it. The floors are usually littered with pieces that tear off as people try to get enough to do even a half assed job, cuz there’s never enough for a whole ass.
My company’s previous building had paper like this. I called it “half-ply”.
After the news crew flees from the tear gas (new standard for getting rid of news crews), the police come over to dismantle their setup and point the camera at the ground. In case it were to, you know, accidentally record anything.
What is happening in Ferguson is exactly what opponents of the rise in military-style policing across America have long feared: when the feds arm white local cops with weapons of war and their superiors encourage them not to just play dress-up but to use their new war toys, it is inevitable that ordinary citizens – especially citizens of color – will get treated as the enemy.
Liberals, you want to send those evil employees who would dare work at a fast food joint then ya just don’t believe in, thought you wanted to, I dunno, send them to Purgatory or somethin’ so they all go vegan?
Only 1246 Mondays until I retire.
My nephew, who just turned 6, has always had a problem with hyperactivity. His mother brought a variety of 12-packs of soda (pop for those of you with such inclinations) to the boys’ party today, including Mountain Dew. At one point, my nephew comes outside drinking one of the cans of Dew. I asked him if he had permission from his mother to drink it. He said yes, and sure enough, she was watching him from the porch.
We’re at Canobie Lake Park. One of the rides is playing an extended remix of What Does The Fox Say?
This is a thing.
Video of an alleged bird pooping on Vladimir Putin mid-speech.
I say an alleged bird because the avian fecal bomber is not shown in the video. The perpetrator could very well have been a CIA drone.
Hi. I’m Tito Beveridge and I’m the founder and owner of Tito’s Handmade Vodka.
I don’t normally drink liquor because I really enjoy drinking beer, l tend to get drunk way too quickly (and possibly sick) if I drink liquor, and these days I also need to make sure what I drink is wheat free.
This afternoon/evening we went over a friend’s house for a get-together and one of our friends brought this wheat-free vodka because she was tired of my excuses for not drinking liquor, and so I basically had to drink it, and I might now be a little bit drunk.
But we just got home and I had to look up the vodka because I thought at the time, “well if I have to drink vodka I’m glad that it’s got a solid name behind it like Tito’s”, and now I see that not only is it Tito’s, but his name is actually Tito Beveridge and I’m really having a hard time believing that the whole thing isn’t just a hoax.