Oh, well in that case...
- There was a loud banging noise on the screened porch, so I opened the door to find a soccer ball lying in the middle of the porch, a soccer-ball-sized hole in one of the screens, and the boys standing in the yard with deer-in-the-headlights looks on their faces.
- Me: What happened?
- Boys: ...
- Me: OK, come in the house.
- Aidan: But I wasn't *trying* to kick the ball through the screen!
- Me: What were you trying to do?
- Aidan: I was trying to kick the ball over the roof.