Sarah loves the Hello Kitty book What Will I Be A To Z? I read it to her almost every night. And almost every night, when I get to the page for the letter “C”, I accidentally say “Hello Callgirl” instead of “Hello Cowgirl”.
I think it’s because my mouth wants to continue alliterating, not because of some subconscious (or conscious) desire to introduce myself to a call girl.
Anyway, Sarah never picks up on it.